π½ LAND OF THE FREE π½
In 'MURICA, we got FREEDOM fries with every meal and FREEDOM eagles soaring overhead!
FREEDOM LEVEL: 100%
EAGLES COUNT: INFINITE
BURGER CONSUMPTION: OFF THE CHARTS
π 'MURICAN BURGERS π
The greasiest, cheesiest, most patriotic burgers this side of the Mississippi!
π« SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS π«
In 'MURICA, we don't call them "guns" - we call them "freedom sticks"!
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Freedom Stick Mk.1
For all your Second Amendment needs
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Liberty Launcher
Freedom to the moon and back
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Patriot Blaster
Red, white, and BOOM!
"The Second Amendment is my favorite amendment!" - Every 'MURICAN
π° CAPITALISM BABY! π°
Free markets, low taxes, and unlimited freedom to get rich!
NASDAQ: UP | DOW: UP | SPY: UP | FREEDOM: MAX
Crypto Freedom!
Invest in digital freedom coins! ππ
πΊπΈ MURICA COIN
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EAGLE TOKEN
π« GUN CHAIN
π NEW YORK PIZZA π
The best pizza in the greatest country on Earth!
The Statue of Liberty Pizza
Extra cheese, extra freedom, extra everything!
The Trump Tower Pizza
Gold leaf crust with caviar topping
The Eagle's Nest Pizza
Nestled in freedom sauce with liberty peppers